honestly at this point they should just euthanize me
my tummy ache went away. post cancelled
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The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot
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whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy
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Hands up if you’d also adopt that little noodle! ✋
Tags by @interstellarvagabond
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*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*
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who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses
the clunk wrote this
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This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen
this is an excerpt from my resume
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yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726:
I play the same 25 songs everyday and them mfs hit every time
